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It's slipped
Stop your weapon
South exit now
Go go go where's that shit drive
Oh
Good morning now that is some serious retail therapy you break up with that guy
She broke up with the guy you don't know just stopped eating tofu scrambles and doing extra crunches at the gym
But that means so long brother
These are your personalized survival kits
What's in these things you brought us survival kits no offense with survival kits for urban sissies
You don't know how to make a flotation device out of a pair of pants
Or how to extract the venom out of a horned viper using only a twig in a shoelace
Or how to make a latte without soy milk last night's tremor just made me realize that you never know when the big one's gonna hit
There's an earthquake last night
Crack of dawn shook me right out of bed. You guys didn't feel it. I was on a run
Deep sleeper and forget them from California. You don't get out of bed for anything less than a six
Okay, see that is the problem
Everyone is so blase about earthquakes in the city. You need to be prepared. You know what?
Kenzie's got a point doesn't hurt to have some supplies on hand. I've got a crank radio
MREs and slide iron tabs flashlight
Sweet cable
SPF 70 sunblock chapstick and a seafoam green slanket really what are we trying to say here? Come on
Everyone knows your little
Delicate, I'm not delicate. I'm sensitive my lips get chapped because we live in a desert
We got a case
Awesome air horn Ken's really Kenzie Eric. It's a cool air horn. I get cuticle clippers
You want like a baby every time you get a hang now
Okay, you know fairness that happened once and it really hurt
There was a break in at the marine base at Pendleton last night a secure facility
Housing sensitive materials was compromised this particular warehouse serves as a depot for anything moving in or out of the base
Interesting choice with the masks
God I hate clowns
Portable ID cardwriter
They came prepared
Eric can you access that computer working on it looks like they're looking for something specific
What is that night vision goggles no you said this was a depot what else is inside there?
Everything from office furniture to classified documents to sophisticated laser tracking systems
We got to figure out what these guys were really after someone gave them access to this warehouse
This is starting to feel like it's more than just selling black market goods
You know what that means
Time for a field trip
So they came in through the roof broke through the security gate made their way down this aisle over here
The clown opened this case of equipment, but he dropped it which alerted the guards
I didn't really have time to steal anything
Technically the clown got away with a pen night vision goggles
Till he got shot. Yeah, we're searching the warehouse computer
It's basically an inventory list of every item in the building. We have any idea what they were looking at
Negative at any one time. There's close to 30,000 crates in that place. They were looking for something specific
Yeah, but what I don't know
We know a clown who does
Well for some reason the Marines said they couldn't wait to hand this guy over to us
It's never a good sign
You guys can't do this. I should be in the hospital. Somebody should be monitoring my leg. Oh
Oh, I'm feeling faint. This is not a good sign Bobby. They took the bullet out. You're gonna be fine
Well, you've never heard of a hide aesthetic shock
sepsis
Oh, I feel feverish. Do I look feverish to you guys? Okay Bobby listen for the fifth time. Just give us a name a name
How could I think of a name my whole life just flashed right before my eyes?
You guys ever get shot?
Alright probably like a hundred times. Well, guess what? This is my first time and let me tell you guys something
I didn't like it one bit. This has not been a good day for me guys. Listen Bobby
I'm sorry that you got shot in the leg because that sucks
But maybe you should have thought of that before you broke into a military base and tried to steal high-value weapons
Sooner you give us a name the sooner we all leave this room. It's that easy. Is this place spinning right now?
Oh my god. Oh god. I feel like I'm gonna freaking Mary go around here like at the fair
That was in one of my flashbacks when I got shot
Coney Island my mom my dad
You know what? This is their fault. This is their fault. I wouldn't be here if I had a happy childhood
My strength even called in toxic. Oh
Lori Sue honestly guys. Oh, I don't feel good. The painkiller is it wearing off? He's gonna get a glass of water
Got cotton mouth. Oh
My god, I
Cannot take this anymore. This guy has been speaking non-stop. You heard it. You should be used to that
What?
Is that is that aimed at me? Are you saying that I talked too much? Is that what you're implying here because?
I've never got that complaint before actually people say that I don't talk enough
They say you're really charming. You should talk more. You should double down with that talking just
Gonna shut up
This guy doesn't want to talk to us. Maybe he wants to talk to someone else
Kumani
Kumani kumani. I
Don't know what that is, but you guys can have all your little secret words to yourself. I'll just be
What is it?
Strasher Richard Brown with the State Department. This is Kumani Adam bio. He's with the Nigerian embassy
Let me guess you need help moving money out of your country. Get out the documents. What's going on?
Son here. What's this? This is just a
Transfer of custody
Turns out one of the crates that you broke into was Nigerian property the Federal Republic of Nigeria takes vandalism very seriously
You can just give me your John Hancock right now. No, no, no, no sign of that
Yeah, well, um, well, it's really more of a formality for the government. I'll just go ahead. You are right handed
Yeah, what does that matter?
Penalty for vandals and thieves in my country. We take the dominant hand
He is all yours. Well, I'm an American citizen. I have rights here. Yes, but with the Patriot Act, there's
Look, this is not cool. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll give you his name
It's Stan King
That'll do
Stan King
35 years old and a world-class thief suspected of some of the biggest jewelry and art heist in the last decade
FBI has been after him for years King was born into a wealthy family in San Francisco
He's got a college degree from Berkeley and majored in
Surprise art history. Hmm. He's charming cunning and until now flawless in his execution of high-end gallery and museum jobs
All right, so what is Tom's crown doing breaking into Pendleton?
Diversify in his business
black market military equipment
It's pretty lucrative these days
Something tells me we'll soon find out
You
Put your hands up
Turn around slowly
Who's the mask
I
Shoot you nobody even hears you die. Maybe but you're gonna mess up your antique Persian rug
How'd you get in here?
Skylight everybody forgets to alarm those
What a bad guy's always have such awesome houses. It's the amount of deeks. You're not feeling your loft
This guy's got his own hobbit shire
Am I motion sensors?
Took him out. How'd you know the combination of my safe? I didn't
You cracked a two-lock entry system in seconds
Where'd you learn to do that?
Misspent youth
Actually, I talked her through it. Yeah, we never get the credit or the glamour
Which is totally overrated because I love my job
Love it
How'd you know about me? Don't try and tell me that you staked me out
Bobby
Asher said you made him wear a clown mask
Yeah, that's cuz he's a bozo
He showed up at my doorstep with a bullet in his leg. I thought all I didn't wait out but
He owes me money so
He told you that I owed him money so you came to get it for me
Well, you're a thief figures you're not gonna keep your cash in a bank
What's your name Lisa Roberts
Okay, Lisa
Why don't you take me to Bobby? I want to hear the story from him. Are you gonna give me the money? He owes me
Well, you're gutsy
You have no idea
Too bad. I won't get a chance to find out
What's your loss I
Would make it worth your while. I'm sure that would be a wonderful few hours
And then you'd rob me
You're right. I do like my rug get off it
All right, let's go. No, no
She hasn't said the distress word yet. Isn't getting shot distressing enough. She's okay. She's my partner
I know her voice something's not right. She's seducing him. Maybe you never heard that voice before
I'm worth a Shiraz Oriental if I'm not mistaken. Oh impressive, but you're wrong. It's just a cheap re-brown
Really?
Was very good flat woven hand-dyed wool 500 knots per square inch at least I
Don't want to shoot you just take me to Azure and we'll talk about my money, okay
I
Shouldn't leave your valuables out
All good
Okay, so just to clarify what we said that Kenzie was gonna seduce him. What exactly did we mean by that?
You're jealous what of Kenzie?
She's my partner. Okay
Whatever you say
She's my partner
Seriously though, I don't like this guy
Oh
Said mr. Beal multiple cameras are set up. I got the perimeter covered
Asher in place. Yeah, but he's nervous
I
Stinks you got here Asher
I'm house sitting
Looks like somebody's got some moves the hell did you get out of there? Yeah, no, thanks to you. They shot me
Job has its hazards. I thought we're supposed to be partners man, you know all for one one for all
That's the three musketeers look I did everything just like you asked, you know
I wanted to be the devil, but no no no you had to be the devil I had to be the stupid clown
I seriously did not even want to be the clown, but you always Bobby shut up
Tell me about your friend here
Lisa wait, we met on a job in a marina del Rey. Yeah, it's a
Jewel heist easy in and out the hotel. I wish she had a taste for the Burmese sapphire
supposed to give Lisa a cut but
Daddy ran into some bad luck at the tables in Vegas, you know your bad luck Bobby
You stole me for the two jobs we did so you sent her to rob me
You you robbed him I didn't say to rob and tell him that yeah, all right that part was my idea
But since it was my money, I don't really consider it stealing. Hey, man, you know me. I've never steal anything from you
I have morals
You satisfied now, okay
Eric what happened King just shot Asher. Why did you shoot him? Well, like I said job has its hazards
Get rid of them, and then we'll talk. Oh
I might even have a job for you
He's leaving stay with Kenzie
We'll take care
You
Okay, I
Didn't even have time to react because he came out of nowhere. No, but I should have seen it coming my instincts are all off
I completely misjudged King
Why don't you uh, why don't you hang out in the car? I'll take no I'm fine. I'm gonna say you're fine when you're not fine
Fine as an all-wait out front for you
I
Yeah, hey listen we can nail King on murder charges. We need to arrest him now
We can bring him in for murder any time Mr. Deeks
For now, let's just see where he goes and what he does
I want to know what he was after at that marine base and who if anyone hired him this could be a
Matter for national security. I'll send someone to take care of Ash's body and Kenzie keep an eye on her
Okay
What's wrong with this picture you mean the fact that King just murdered someone and now he's ordering a latte
We're here two cars back
Kenzie you get yep good
He's got company
Go for it Eric saying you some photos need an ID on the redhead got it
Let's take their talk in business
I
Got the redhead of course you do
Any luck with the mystery woman still tracking her oh boy
Problem this don'ts
Yeah, nature
Looks like someone's been digging through Kenzie's legend, and it's more than just a
Look see they're online now
Whoever it is has gone through her last five years of income tax returns and is now sifting through her employment records must be king
Well, if it is he's looking for something very specific in Kenzie's backstopping Kings are pro
He's not going to be satisfied until he knows for sure that Kenzie is who she says she is
No, our records go back about eight years, but at the rate. He's looking we're gonna run out of material very soon
Then I suggest you both get back to work quickly
Gentlemen, I need you to put an end to Kings web surfing immediately. We're on it
Deeks stall her got it
Are you all right? Oh my gosh, what are you doing? You just crashed right into me?
Oh, I am so sorry you came out of nowhere. You're not even looking. No, I'm walking you just pull back
King is still blowing through Kenzie's cover
We're going as fast as we can, but he's just not stopping
Don't you watch where you're going man? You just stopped I just stopped you texting and not watching where you're going
That was your problem. Look you did. I'm sorry about that man. It's got knocked into me from behind
I wouldn't have knocked into you. He didn't stop for no reason really
So this is my fault you had the coffee. Okay, I'm just saying look. I'm sorry about this man
I'm gonna get you a towel or something. I got it. Hey, dude. I spilled a red bull on my laptop
Just tried the mother boy. Honestly, you gotta get this checked out. My cousin's got a shop on pico computer shop
I'll call him. I'm good. I'll give you his number. I'm good. I
Get that checked out. I
Swear I checked my mirror. I just didn't see you man
Then is it my career is over you might as well just hand another endorsement to Beckham
You're a footballer. This is America. So we call it soccer, but yeah, I just got drafted
I was awesome until about seven seconds ago. Oh my god
Guys the woman is Patricia Dunn. She's a British national working in LA for the Hasburg auction house
connection to King
Big time she sold several pieces of expensive artwork for him
Okay
Okay, what okay, we need to talk LAPD
I
Have no guys like Stan before
They're charming and they're seductive, but they're dangerous
He killed his partner
Guy named Bobby Asher shortly before I met with you today. Oh my god
Listen here's the deal we know that King's got you involved in fraudulent activities at the auction house
Tell us what you know and when we hand you over to the LAPD we will make sure that they know you cooperated
When I met Stan
He was everything I ever wanted
You met him at the auction house two years ago
We were dating about three months when he asked me for a favor
He wanted me to change the provenance of the painting to lower its value so he could buy it at auction and you did
Claimed it was because he loved the painting and then he turned around and sold it for a profit
From there it went to
forcifying manifests
altering insurance claims
By the time I realized he was just using me you're in too deep
When you met with him today you try to give him this blank bill of leading
He contacted me a couple of weeks ago to say he needed my help getting something out of the country
What did he want you to move? He didn't say
He ever mentioned anything about smuggling weapons never
Why didn't he take the paperwork from you today?
He said he no longer needed my assistance
So that's it. He also said this was going to be his last job
And then then we'd celebrate with the holiday in the Caribbean
How'd it go with miss Dunn I believe her she's made mistakes in the past we handed over to LAPD for processing
Eric any leads on what King was looking for at the warehouse?
Well the blank bill of leading was actually tied to a cargo container scheduled to depart for Hong Kong tomorrow
So I took a shot. I ran a vector search of the warehouse records against anything having to do with China and I found this
Lee Tan his Chinese dignitary suspected of infiltrating our stealth program. He was deported two weeks ago
Tan's personal belongings are being held in the warehouse pending a forensic review
Hey guys
Okay, so we've been looking for another angle into King
and
Turns out several of King's partners died shortly after they completed their suspected heist
So his MO's to get rid of his partners after the job's done just like he did with Asher
It's King
Hey, of course I got rid of Asher you owe me
Okay
He wants me to meet him at his house said he has a job for me when one hour
This guy is a cold-blooded killer. You could be walking into a trap
I'm gonna be with you every step of the way you if you don't see me, I'll be there
You caught me off guard once it's not gonna happen again. I know
Let's go
I
Good she's in
That's so fast
There's a thing we should get to know each other better first. I think the least I know about you the better
It is for the both of us
But you're assuming that we shouldn't trust each other. I don't trust anyone
Especially not you I
Saw you kill your last partner. Well, Bobby works for me, but I would hardly call my partner. Okay, whatever he was I
Just want to know my part of the job get in get out get paid
It wouldn't be far more interesting to have a drink and tell each other lies
So do water ice
Living on the wild side
So your choice we talk about infrared motion sensors or we share our sad stories about how we started stealing for a living
Well, motion sensors fascinate me
Well, it tells me one thing about you. Oh, yeah, what's that?
Definitely need to get out more
We got company
I
Wreck we got two cars need idea of the plates uploading them now Eric got it
My first car is registered to Michael Connor Connor did time for grand theft and forgery
He suspected of robbing a gallery in Monaco with King. I'm the second car
Registered to Kevin Morris arrested for armed robbery King's putting the band back together
Guys they've got Patricia Dunn I thought she was handed over to LAPD
She was the mr.. Release her
She could blow Kenzie's cover. No, maybe not
She should know it's Kenzie's on her side. She stays cool
Kenzie'll be okay
Glad you could make it
So there's some cold drinks and some food inside go ahead and help yourself. I'm in up here in a while
Looks like you've been doing some decorating. I have
Give you tour later. Let's see
So thanks for coming I didn't exactly have much choice did I
Yeah, sorry about that
Okay, LAPD released your charges pending
Just relax go inside have a drink. Okay. I'll join you in a minute. I
Don't worry. I'll explain everything
Oh
Hello, what's just happened? I don't know I completely lost her
They're reporting mission we're going in
Oh
Three victims and one woman it's not Kenzie Santa her arcane
She suffered fourth degree burns over her entire body, but her facial structure is so intact enough that we should be able to idea
Patricia
We gotta find this guy guys
Kenzie was in the water she could have survived
Less was more flammable than concussive explain why we lost contact with it
I
King's computer
What do you think job fiber
Any luck
Well, the shell is completely fried
But the motherboard is miraculously more or less intact. The problem is it's water damage
So I'm trying to extract everything I can from the hard drive
Long story short, it's not looking good
Well keep out it mr. Beale
So I searched through all the traffic cam footage in a two mile radius around the time of the explosion but got nothing
What about that hill to the south they could escape that way, right?
There are several fire roads from King's house up into the canyons without cameras
So it's possible he could have gotten away with Kenzie King is cleaning house
He's gotten rid of his entire crew including Patricia everyone but Kenzie. Maybe he's on to us
Maybe he's gonna use Kenzie as a hostage other that only needs her for skills for one last job
He told Patricia the job was canceled
No, he told her he no longer needed her services. He didn't say the job was canceled
I got it King received an email from Lee Tan the Chinese spy whose belongings are being held at the warehouse
This was sent two days ago its blank message with an attachment a Chinese dragon seems like a lot of work for attacking green dragon statue
Unless it isn't the dragon statue, but what's inside one last job?
Oh
Wait
They've installed PIR sensors okay recover the settings, so it gives three minutes go
Go
What exactly are we looking for here
Oh
Let's go
Please federal agents put your hands up what we can see them
You good kens
Oh better now
Let me go where she's dead drop the weapon you got no way to run drop it
Okay, well one of you shoot this guy
Let's try
See that right there that's right in my partner
Like you said job has its hazards
Oh that really hurts, huh
So the FBI has been working the case from their end it turns out the tan the Chinese spy who hired King had a
Contact at the DOD an engineer. He was working on a highly classified stealth bomber project
He embedded the stealth bomber technology inside the Jade statue
Which is why the Chinese wanted King to retrieve the statue before the US government conducted its forensic review and found the hidden intel
Did they arrest the leak?
Officers are on their way outside Arlington, Virginia as we speak I
Just got off the phone with sec nav
The US government will be returning the dragon statue
Along with the rest of town's belongings in the morning. What about the stealth technology? It's taken care of
Let's just say that the Chinese stealth bombers won't be wheels up for some time to come
good job everyone and
Good night
Night
I don't know about the rest of you. I'm starving
Dinner on Eugene
Anywhere but Chinese you guys in rain check can't really chew I
Think I'm gonna go home and spend some quality time with my slanket suit yourselves
Yeah, I'm thinking a bone-in filet
Maybe a juicy porta house. You're always trying to milk it. Is it truffle season yet?
A couple ground rules here no weird expensive fungi no eggs that don't come from a chicken
No scotch. It's older than you or me still order a seafood tower
You okay kids? I'm fine
Good good what I can feel my jaw will be really good
What are you gonna call but I was already out front so it seemed kind of redundant
Wow, you just finished taking an episode of hoarders
Is there a reason why you're here got dinner got me a burger, and I got you a smoothie. Oh, I'll take a beer
Okay, really top model. Why does every girl love this show because it is awesome. How is that a TV show they're about to start the judging
Hmm
Get any better than this
Top model I open my beer for me, please
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